#AutisticAF

Holiday gatherings difficult…?

These should lubricate the situations…

For 2:

• 2 shots vodka
• 2 shots diy vanilla liquer (below)
• 2 shots heavy cream
• 4 ice cubes

1. Combine
2. Shake, don’t stir
3. Pour into 2 glasses, 2 rocks each
4. Sip  s l o w l y .
5. Chill the f***k out.

For Thai version: use ice cubes made with strong black tea. Substitute sweetened condensed milk for cream.

For light version: substitute half & half or whole milk for cream.

Espresso version: make ice cubes with dark, Bustelo or similar coffee.

Stir with a cinnamon stick for a quick thrill.

Do I really need to mention pumpkin pie spice? 🥧? Sprinkle til yer blind…

*DIY VANILLA LIQUER

1/4 c filtered water
3/4 c raw sugar
4 shots vodka
4 t vanilla extract

Yeild: Approx 8-9 shots

1. Combine water & sugar in saucepan.
2. Boil on high til sugar dissolves. (Don’t over boil. Sugar will carmelize. Just dissolve.)
3. Cool to room temp.
4. Add vodka & vanilla. Whisk til combined.
5. Store in cool dry space. Will thicken slightly. (Do not refrigerate. It won’t pour.)